Things I say..

If nothing much interesting has happened during the day, I often look to the helpful suggestions from BC when pondering what to write. I think they've forgotten about it though... and I have no more favourite pictures to show. Without using ones of me, which would obviously break BC once and for all. I honestly cannot get a good picture of me. The camera is trying to tell me something, I can only function by thinking that I'm just not photogenic.. if I look like that in real life... well.. I have problems!

So tonight.. well.. I think I'll talk about the things I say on a daily basis. There are phrases that I come out with that I say so often, sometimes I think I'll explode if I have to say them one more time..

• No.. don't hit the cat

• Please don't empty the pan cupboard
  


• Untuck your skirt
  


• Rubbish in the bin please


• *To crying Lal* Well I said the puzzles pieces wouldn't go in the video hole in the tv.
  


• Ow. Hitting mummy isn't nice.
  


• Especially not with a wooden mallet
  


• What is it?
  


• What on earth?
  


• Balls


• Oh for goodness sake (no more swearing for me..)
  


• I know you've got your shoes. As soon as I'm off the toilet we'll go for a walk.
  


• Ooh look. a car/a bus/a tree/ a dog/ a duck/ a drain.
  


• Don't touch that car.
  


• No, we don't walk in the road
  


• Please don't post yourself/your toast/your clothes/my clean washing out the cat flap
  


• Turn that computer off now.
  


• I said now


• No, not in 5 minutes, NOW
  


• Look.. you've had your nappy changed 18000 times.. why can't you learn to lie still?
  


• I've just put a clean nappy on you.. why poo now?
  


• You don't eat sweets, stop trying to steal the Jelly Tots
  


• Lal, what ARE you doing?
  


• Please don't climb the bookcase


• Please don't eat the cat food.. it's yucky


• NO... not in the toilet
  


• Alexander James.. where are you now?
  


• Don't eat daddy's shoes


• They'll be home in a minute


• What's wrong?
  


• Where did you bump?
  


• *sung* Old King Cole/Old Macdonald/1 2 3 4 5 fishy/ 5 Little ducks/ ABC/ 47000 other songs


• Don't throw your lunch at the cat


• That isn't a nice word.. don't say that


• Say mummy.. please.. say mummy.. just once


• Fine. Daddy. We all know you can say daddy.
  


• Various animal noises.. Moooo.. Baaa.. Quack


• Do you know where your head is?
  


• No that's mummy's head
  


• Not the mallet.. please
  


• Pfft


• LOL (sadly sometimes I forget to laugh and say LOL instead)
  


• Did you do your homework?
  


• Tuck your shirt in


• No dinner isn't ready yet.
  


• Deal with YOUR children


• Please be tired. Please be tired. Please be tired!
  


• Not tonight dear.. I have a headache.
  

If I could train a robot to say these things.. I could run away to a nice desert Island and spent eternity there with Jack.. we'll be "Lost" together...

K x x